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Playboy Stats Writer (feat. Rob Paravonian, Jace McLain of Nuclear Bubble Wrap and Chris Mezzolesta)

from Boobey Road by The Boobles

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Well her fold-out photo's an arousing thing,
But the facts below aren't very int'resting!
Placed in the center of a mag by Hef
She could use some depth,
So I want to be a Playboy stats writer...
Playboy stats writer!

Not the dirty stories, not the raunchy gags
Or the hard-core porn like in the other mags,
Just the slight embellishment of stated facts
You airbrush her rack,
While I do the job of Playboy stats writer…
Playboy stats writer!

Playboy stats writer….

The space is tiny and the words are few
But promoting her is what I’ve got to do!
I can sell the fantasy and hype her while
She takes off her clothes,
if you’ll let me be a Playboy stats writer…

Playboy stats writer!!

We can say she's a judo trainer in Japan,
It's much better than waitress from Michigan!
I can brain the beauty, I know all the tricks,
I'll work 36, 24, 36
As Playboy stats writer... Playboy stats writer!!!

Playboy stats writer..... Woo-hoo, this is gonna be the best. job. EVER!....

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from Boobey Road, released July 13, 2021

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Comedy boob-rock parody for the sole purpose of raising money for breast cancer research! We DONATE all profit from album/song sales to The Breast Cancer Research Foundation. The Fab Two-Pair from Dimension 36D are made up of north Texas' finest tribute band members and the 21st Century's greatest comedy musicians as heard on The Dr. Demento Show and TheFuMP.com! ... more

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