Our Boobs (So, She's Top-Heavy?) (feat. Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III of the Consortium of Genius)

from Boobey Road by The Boobles

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MAJOR EDIT!!! We completely FORGOT about the 7" single test-pressings for "All You Need Is Jugs"/"Dear Prudish" and we have 10 of those too, so we're throwing in the 7" as a bonus! PLUS we'll include a 12"x12" print of the "Boobey Road" cover art with the Boobles' "Legend of Legends" on the back!

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(Teacher: Class... Class?? Good morning class... please give your full attention to our guest speaker today for Anatomy 101, Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton the Third. Take it away, Dr....)

Well our boobs...
Our boobs are just made up of fat!
Yes our boobs...
Our boobs are just made up of fat
and tissue like that, just lobules and fat!

Said our boobs...
Our boobs are just made up of fat, eh?
Yeah our boobs...
Our boobs are just made of of fat,
What's special 'bout that? What's special 'bout THAT?

Well our boobs...
Our boobs are just mammary glands, see?
Yeah our boobs...
Our boobs are just mammary glands
Both woman and man, just mammary glands!

Yes our boobs!
Our boobs are just mammary glands!
Said our boobs...
Our boobs are just mammary glands
So why the demand for a pair of glands?

A gland is an organ in our bodies which secretes particular chemical substances for use in the body or for discharge into the surroundings...... And they dedicate entire magazines to these?

So she's...
Top-Heavy?

What's the big deal?

Why do we oversexualize and censor breasts given their true biological function? When you get down to basics, they're simply made for feeding our young! The nipple is not some tool of the Devil that corrupts us upon sight, why, quite the opposite! It is the very conduit of nourishment and life itself!
Think about it, people... what's more of an affront to society: A woman breastfeeding her child in a park, or your very large, very hairy uncle with exactly the same size breasts lounging shirtless by the community pool?? I think you can see my point here!

So she's...
Top-heavy?
She's top-heavy.....

So your boobs...
Your boobs are just fat!
And HER boobs...
I said her boobs are just fat,
Don't treat them like that, don't treat them like that!

Said our boobs!
You know our boobs are just glands, get it?
Yeah our boobs...
You know our boobs are just glands,
Both woman and man, now you under...staaaaaaaaaand!!
So she's....

Alright, class dismissed!

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from Boobey Road, released July 13, 2021

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