Maxine's Killer Mammers (feat. TV's Kyle and the great Luke Ski)

from Boobey Road by The Boobles

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Winner of the 2020 Logan Whitehurst Memorial Award for Excellence in Comedy Music for Best Parody Song! Yeah, we're excited!

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John was sexual, decidedly un-ethical in all his affairs
Late nights spent with personal ads and porn.
Maxine Killermams, sporting giant sweater hams, meets him on the stairs
For a private rendezvous in his home...

But as he leads her up to his room, the girl unclasps her bra...

BOING! BOING!
Maxine's killer mammers came down around his head
BOING! BOING!
Maxine's killer mammers made sure that perv was dead!

Back online again, Maxine bides her time again uploading photos
To entice more personal inquiries.
She chooses her prey based on how perverted they speak to her online.
In her mind it's a crime she cannot let go!

And as she opens up her email, her victims are defined...

BOING! BOING!
Maxine's killer mammers came down around his head
BOING! BOING!
Maxine's killer mammers ensured that perv was dead....

EE-51s, deadlier than Tommy Guns! Maxine's pre-disposed
To dispose of lovers by smotheri-i-i-ing!
Hefner and Larry Flint, seeking massive profits for their magazines,
Ask Maxine to pose for a few photos.

And as the camera shutter goes 'click', the girl loses her mind...

BOING! BOING!
Maxine's killer mammers came down around their heads
BOING! BOING!
Maxine's killer mammers made sure those pervs were dead!
Woah woah woah oh!!!
KILL-ER-MAM-MERS YEAAAH...
BOING! BOING!

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from Boobey Road, released July 13, 2021

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Comedy boob-rock parody for the sole purpose of raising money for breast cancer research! We DONATE all profit from album/song sales to The Breast Cancer Research Foundation. The Fab Two-Pair from Dimension 36D are made up of north Texas' finest tribute band members and the 21st Century's greatest comedy musicians as heard on The Dr. Demento Show and TheFuMP.com! ... more

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