Jugs, jugs, jugs
Jugs, jugs, jugs
Jugs, jugs, jugs...

There's something that you have when you're a girl
Something you can use to shape your world
Something that you have, that just might get you free drinks at the bar...
It's easy!

There's nothing on this earth you can't possess
So go out and rock that low cut dress!
Everything can be yours, just push 'em together and cinch 'em up tight...
It's easy!

All you need is jugs!
All you need is jugs!
All you need is jugs, jugs...
Jugs are all you need!

Linzilla: What seems to be the problem officer?
Devo Cop: I'm going to have to write you a ticket for speeding, ma'am.
Linzilla: Aw, ... are you SURE you have to do that, officer? *boing boing!*
Devo Cop: ahhh, umm, I suppose, maybe just a warning this time...
Linzilla: Great, cuz I'm LATE!

All you need is jugs!
All you need is jugs!
All you need is jugs, jugs...
Jugs are all you need!

Gonna grab the globe right by the globes
And gonna utilize ALL frontal lobes!
There's nothing you can't be, I got the promotion instead of Steve...
It's sleazy!

All you need is jugs!
All you need is jugs!
All you need is jugs, jugs...
Jugs are all you need!

All you need is jugs! (Where my ladies at?)
All you need is jugs! (Every boobie!)
All you need is jugs, jugs...
Jugs are all you need!

We love boobs, yeah, yeah, yeah!
We love boobs, yeah, yeah, yeah!