All You Need is Jugs (feat. Carrie Dahlby, Carla Ulbrich and Seamonkette, with Bad Beth and Jessica Delfino)

from Boobey Road by The Boobles

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Vinyl test-pressing of "Boobey Road" (the only black vinyl pressing) limited to ONLY TEN COPIES!
Both delicious discs are lovingly housed in a white gatefold jacket with holographic Boobles "Boobey Road Drum Head" sticker and is autographed by many of the artists who participated in the project, including Dr. Demento, Bonnie Gordon, TV's Kyle, the great Luke Ski, Insane Ian, Chris Mezzolesta, Carrie Dahlby, Seamonkey, Seamonkette, Rob Paravonian, Steve Goodie, Carla Ulbrich, Jace McLain, Steedo, ShoEboX of Worm Quartet, Matty J Moose of Psychostick, and the entire core band of Big Mike Richardson, Rodney Bollinger, Paul Averitt, and Brad Swiger, with Jeff Dazey, Glenn Milam, and anyone ELSE we can get by the time these test pressings arrive!
Records will be in poly-lined paper sleeves and shipped in a protective outer bag.

MAJOR EDIT!!! We completely FORGOT about the 7" single test-pressings for "All You Need Is Jugs"/"Dear Prudish" and we have 10 of those too, so we're throwing in the 7" as a bonus! PLUS we'll include a 12"x12" print of the "Boobey Road" cover art with the Boobles' "Legend of Legends" on the back!

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lyrics

Jugs, jugs, jugs
Jugs, jugs, jugs
Jugs, jugs, jugs...

There's something that you have when you're a girl
Something you can use to shape your world
Something that you have, that just might get you free drinks at the bar...
It's easy!

There's nothing on this earth you can't possess
So go out and rock that low cut dress!
Everything can be yours, just push 'em together and cinch 'em up tight...
It's easy!

All you need is jugs!
All you need is jugs!
All you need is jugs, jugs...
Jugs are all you need!

Linzilla: What seems to be the problem officer?
Devo Cop: I'm going to have to write you a ticket for speeding, ma'am.
Linzilla: Aw, ... are you SURE you have to do that, officer? *boing boing!*
Devo Cop: ahhh, umm, I suppose, maybe just a warning this time...
Linzilla: Great, cuz I'm LATE!

All you need is jugs!
All you need is jugs!
All you need is jugs, jugs...
Jugs are all you need!

Gonna grab the globe right by the globes
And gonna utilize ALL frontal lobes!
There's nothing you can't be, I got the promotion instead of Steve...
It's sleazy!

All you need is jugs!
All you need is jugs!
All you need is jugs, jugs...
Jugs are all you need!

All you need is jugs! (Where my ladies at?)
All you need is jugs! (Every boobie!)
All you need is jugs, jugs...
Jugs are all you need!

We love boobs, yeah, yeah, yeah!
We love boobs, yeah, yeah, yeah!

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from Boobey Road, released July 13, 2021

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Comedy boob-rock parody for the sole purpose of raising money for breast cancer research! We DONATE all profit from album/song sales to The Breast Cancer Research Foundation. The Fab Two-Pair from Dimension 36D are made up of north Texas' finest tribute band members and the 21st Century's greatest comedy musicians as heard on The Dr. Demento Show and TheFuMP.com! ... more

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