A Hard Nips Night (feat. Marc With A C and Jeff Whitmire)

from Boobey Road by The Boobles

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Well it's a hard nip's night and I've been freezin' off my balls!
Yeah it's a hard nip's night... it looks like marbles in your bra!
But when I step out with you and see those bullets shoot thru,
It makes me warm inside!

You know what works on me is the suggestion of greater things,
and it's worth it just to briefly freeze, so I can see thru your underthings!
So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when it's twenty below, you know I feel toasty!!

When it's cold, I can still be warm inside! Lose the coat, girl you'll be nippin' all night! All night, yeah!!

Yeah it's a hard nip's night and I've been freezin' off my balls!
Yeah it's a hard nip's night... it looks like marbles in your bra!
But when I step out with you and see your BBs push thru,
You know I'm warm inside!

Yowwwwww!!

But when I step out with you, and those erasers bust thru,
You know I feel toasty!

When it's cold, I can still be warm inside! Headlights on! Girl I'll be feelin' all right! All night, yeah!!

Well it's a hard nip's night and I've been freezin' off my balls!
Yeah it's a hard nip's night... it looks like marbles in your bra!
But when I step out with you and see those bullets shoot thru,
You know I'm warm inside!
Oh yeah I'm warm inside!
You know I'm warm inside!!!

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from Boobey Road, released July 13, 2021

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Comedy boob-rock parody for the sole purpose of raising money for breast cancer research! We DONATE all profit from album/song sales to The Breast Cancer Research Foundation. The Fab Two-Pair from Dimension 36D are made up of north Texas' finest tribute band members and the 21st Century's greatest comedy musicians as heard on The Dr. Demento Show and TheFuMP.com! ... more

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