All You Need Is Jugs / Dear Prudish

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1.	All You Need Is Jugs (Single Version) (feat. Carrie Dahlby, Carla Ulbrich and Seamonkette, with Jessica Delfino, Bad Beth, Devo Spice and Linzilla) 03:58	lyrics	buy track
Jugs, jugs, jugs Jugs, jugs, jugs Jugs, jugs, jugs... There's something that you have when you're a girl Something you can use to shape your world Something that you have, that just might get you free drinks at the bar... It's easy! There's nothing on this earth you can't possess So go out and rock that low cut dress! Everything can be yours, just push 'em together and cinch 'em up tight... It's easy! All you need is jugs! All you need is jugs! All you need is jugs, jugs... Jugs are all you need! Linzilla: What seems to be the problem officer? Devo Cop: I'm going to have to write you a ticket for speeding, ma'am. Linzilla: Aw, ... are you SURE you have to do that, officer? boing boing! Devo Cop: ahhh, umm, I suppose, maybe just a warning this time... Linzilla: Great, cuz I'm LATE! All you need is jugs! All you need is jugs! All you need is jugs, jugs... Jugs are all you need! Gonna grab the globe right by the globes And gonna utilize ALL frontal lobes! There's nothing you can't be, I got the promotion instead of Steve... It's sleazy! All you need is jugs! All you need is jugs! All you need is jugs, jugs... Jugs are all you need! All you need is jugs! (Where my ladies at?) All you need is jugs! (Every boobie!) All you need is jugs, jugs... Jugs are all you need! We love boobs, yeah, yeah, yeah! We love boobs, yeah, yeah, yeah!
2.	Dear Prudish (feat. Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad) 03:58	lyrics	buy track
Dear Prudish... buttoned up all the way Dear Prudish... it's liberation day The mountains are so lush and huge They're natural, just like our boobs Dear Prudish... let them come out to play Dear Prudish... with your narrow mind Dear Prudish... how’d you get so blind? We all have breasts, yes even men It's time to free the nipple then Dear Prudish... won't you broaden up your mind? They're just round round round round round Big and round round round round They’re just round Dear Prudish... don't you dare beguile Dear Prudish... when she feeds her child Don't act like you don't understand It's been this way, since time began Dear Prudish... let the woman her feed her child? Dear Prudish... buttoned up all the way Dear Prudish... it’s liberation day The mountains are so lush and huge They're beautiful and so are boobs Dear Prudish... let them come out to play

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This single from the album "Boobey Road" features the single version of "All You Need Is Jugs" with an exclusive b-side, "Dear Prudish", not available on the album.

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released July 13, 2021

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The Boobles Fort Worth, Texas

Comedy boob-rock parody for the sole purpose of raising money for breast cancer research! We DONATE all profit from album/song sales to The Breast Cancer Research Foundation. The Fab Two-Pair from Dimension 36D are made up of north Texas' finest tribute band members and the 21st Century's greatest comedy musicians as heard on The Dr. Demento Show and TheFuMP.com! ... more